met the coolest person in the world? Im right here
tastefullyoffensive:

(round one) [jelder5591]
bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

did-you-kno:

Even in 80 degree weather, Walmart-brand ice cream sandwiches can be left outside for 12 hours and will not melt.
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That can’t be healthy!

did-you-kno:

Even in 80 degree weather, Walmart-brand ice cream sandwiches can be left outside for 12 hours and will not melt.

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That can’t be healthy!

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

I really hope someday I’m the most important person in someone’s life, I hate feeling like I always come last. It’s a really shitty feeling.

cueparanoia:

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through

cueparanoia:

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through

fuckyeahloldemort:

do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole